Life Is Something To Do When You

The Most Common Error Made In Matters Of Appearance Is The Belief That One Should Disdain The Superficial And Let The True Beauty Of One's Soul Shine Through. If There Are Places On Your Body Where This Is A Possibility, You Are Not Attractive - You Are Leaking.

Think Before You Speak. Read Before You Think. This Will Give You Something To Think About That You Didn't Make Up Yourself - A Wise Move At Any Age, But Most Especially At Seventeen, When You Are In The Greatest Danger Of Coming To Annoying Conclusions.

Civilised Adults Do Not Take Apple Juice With Dinner.

People Always Say "pop Culture." As If We Have Some High Culture To Distinguish It From.

Bread That Must Be Sliced With An Axe Is Bread That Is Too Nourishing.