Life Is Too Short To Be Living

Since Time Immemorial, Youth Has Set The Universal Standard Of Physical Beauty, And The Reason Is Simply That A Shapely Firm Young Face And Body Are More Attractive Sexually And Aesthetically Than Bulges, Sags And Wrinkles.

I Think That The Major Message Of My Life And What I Hope To Be Remembered For Is Someone Who Managed To Change The Social Sexual Values Of His Time Absolutely.

Publishing A Sophisticated Men's Magazine Seemed To Me The Best Possible Way Of Fulfilling A Dream I'd Been Nurturing Ever Since I Was A Teenager: To Get Laid A Lot.

After My Stroke I Put Down Much Of The Luggage Of My Life. I Didn't Have To Prove Anything Anymore - In Business, In My Personal Life Or Whatever. And Now, As I Work On My Autobiography, I Enjoy Looking Back, Seeing The Connections, The Causes And Effects Of My Life.

You Know, From My Point Of View, I'm The Luckiest Cat On The Planet.