Life Is Too Short To Blend In.

I Have So Many Great Things Going On In My Life That I Don't Need To Pay Attention To Some Writer.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been Anyone Like Me That's Lasted. And I'm Going To Keep On Lasting.

I Didn’t Want To Be Like All These Socialites – They Sit At Home, And Go To The Debutant Ball, And Marry Some Rich Guy And That’s It. That’s All They Do. I Wanted To Do My Own Thing So I Could Buy Whatever I Want, Do Whatever I Want.