Life Is Tough, And If We Don't

It Really Bothers Me When Some People Say That All Cops Are Racist. Of Course That's Not True. Most Of You Are Just [expletive] To Everybody.

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.