Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

You Know, I Always Say White Is Not A Colour, White Is An Attitude, And If You Haven't Got Trillions Of Dollars In The Bank That You Don't Need, You Can't Be White.

Pets Are Found To Suffer From All The Ailments Known To The Human.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

Once We Used To Have To Crank Up Our Cars, Now You Can Pop It On From Inside Your House. Everything Has Changed Except How We Get Freedom.