Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

Let Me Tell You, Never Before In The History Of This Planet Has Anybody Made The Progress That African-americans Have Made In A 30-year Period, In Spite Of Many Black Folks And White Folks Lying To One Another.

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

I Buy About $1,500 Worth Of Papers Every Month. Not That I Trust Them. I'm Looking For The Crack In The Fabric.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.