Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

When I Tune Into My Beautiful Self, I Get Happiness. Everything In The Universe Belongs To Me.

If All You Can Do Is Judge A Person By Their Appearance, Because You Don't Have The Spirit To Judge Someone From Within, You're In Trouble.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

The Jelly-bean Eating Thug Says That National Defense Is Important. But National Defense Starts At Home.

I Won't Say I'm Out Of Condition Now - But I Even Puff Going Downstairs.