Pets Are Found To Suffer From All

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

I Chose To Be An Agitator. And There's One Interesting Thing About Being An Agitator - And I Tell People - The Next Time You Put Your Underwear In The Washing Machine, Take The Agitator Out, And All You're Going To End Up With Is Some Dirty, Wet Drawers.

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.

I Go To Chinese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Chinese. I Go To Japanese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Japanese. I Go To Brazilian Christian Community. Jesus Looks Brazilian. How Come In America Jesus Looks White?

When You Look At Hitler And Those Thugs, You Can Put Walmart Right Next To Them.