Pets Are Found To Suffer From All

I Don't Know Why America Always Thinks She Has To Run All Around The World Forcing People To Take Our Way Of Governance At The Barrel Of A Gun. When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.

I Buy About $1,500 Worth Of Papers Every Month. Not That I Trust Them. I'm Looking For The Crack In The Fabric.

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.