Life Literally Abounds In Comedy If You

I Don't Believe In This Business Of Being Behind, Better To Be In Front.

Dom Deluise Was A Big Man In Every Way. He Was Big In Size And Created Big Laughter And Joy.

When I Was A Little Kid, If Somebody Said They Were Thirty-five, I'd Say "oooh, They're Going To Die Soon". But As I Get Older It Doesn't Mean A Thing. You Mustn't Ever Give In. Never Give In To Thinking You're Old, Because You're Never Old. Your Mind, And I Tell You This And Listen To Me Carefully, Your Mind Is Never, Ever Old, It's Eternally Young.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.

I Like Chris Rock. He's Dangerous.