Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger.

When I Was A Little Boy, I Thought When I Grew Up I Would Talk Yiddish. I Thought Little Kids Talked English, But When They Became Adults, They Would Talk Yiddish Like The Adults Did. There Would Be No Reason To Talk English Anymore, Because We Would Have Made It.

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

Judd Apatow Is Pretty Good, Both As A Producer And As A Director.

Critics Can't Even Make Music By Rubbing Their Back Legs Together.

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.