Life's But A Day At Most.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.