I Get Up Every Morning And Read

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Being An Actor Is Easy, Just Picture Someone In A Room And You Outside Waiting For Your Cue To Go In. Elliot Gould's Been Trying That For Forty Years.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.