I Get Up Every Morning And Read

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Lots Of People Have Asked Me What Gracie And I Did To Make Our Marriage Work. It's Simple - We Don't Do Anything. I Think The Trouble With A Lot Of People Is That They Work Too Hard At Staying Married. They Make A Business Out Of It. When You Work Too Hard At A Business You Get Tired; And When You Get Tired You Get Grouchy; And When You Get Grouchy You Start Fighting; And When You Start Fighting You're Out Of Business.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.