Life's Hard, Then You Die.

In Order To Be Successful, All You've Got To Do Is Show Up 80 Percent Of The Time.

The Lion And The Calf Shall Lie Down Together But The Calf Won't Get Much Sleep.

And In All Of Babylonia There Was Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth, 'til The Prophets Bade The Multitudes Get A Grip On Themselves And Shape Up.

I Love Baseball. You Know, It Doesn’t Have To Mean Anything. It’s Just Very Beautiful To Watch.

Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.