Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle That We

When Wellington Thrashed Bonaparte, As Every Child Can Tell, The House Of Peers, Throughout The War, Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well

Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat,with Nothing To Grumble At?

Society Has Quite Forsaken All Her Wicked Courses, Which Empties Our Police Courts, And Abolishes Divorces.

In All The Woes That Curse Our Race There Is A Lady In The Case.

A Man Is But An Ass Who Fights In A Cuirass