Like A Blind Man At An Orgy,

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

It's Not Really That I've Been An Advocate For Hearing Aids For A Long Time, It's Just That I've Been Losing My Hearing For A Long Time! So It's Actually Very Important For Me Because I'm Actually Hearing Impaired And I Simply Want To Hear Better!

Do Your Part To Silence Gossip - Don't Repeat It.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!