Like A Blind Man At An Orgy,

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As Jumping On A Bicycle With The Seat Missing, But It Hurts.

The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.

I Love Comedy And I Hope I Never Stop Doing It.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.