Live A Lie, And You Will Live

If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

I'm Living On Things That Excite Me, Be They Pastry, Or Lobster, Or Love...

There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And We Got All This Beer.

I Got My Hush Puppies On. I Guess I Never Was Made Meant For Glitter Rock And Roll.