Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of

I Got To Play With Nintendo's Wii, Yes It's A Funny Name And Not Very Revolutionary But It Was Fun Whipping Your Arms Around.

Know What The Best Thing About Insomnia Is? That I Get To Stay Up All Night Figuring It Out.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

Nerd. Geek. Used To Be If You Self-identified That Way, You'd Get Thrown Into A Locker And Never Have Sex. Or Worse, Whatever That Is. But To Me And More And More People I Know, Being A Nerd Or A Geek Means Having Passion, Power, Intelligence. Being A Nerd Just Means There Is Something In The World That You Care Deeply About—be It Twelve-sided Dice, A Favorite Sports Team, Your New Laptop Or Night Rider.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Walks Away And Says, "that's A Lot Better Than I Thought It Was Going To Be." I Said, "no, This Is As Bad As I Thought It Was Going To Be, I Didn't Like It. I Didn't Want To Talk To Anybody."