Long Ago When Men Cursed And Beat

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.

When You Have Helped To Raise The Standard Of Cooking, You Have Helped To Raise The Only Thing In The World That Really Matters. We Only Have One Or Two Wars In A Lifetime, But We Have Three Meals A Day -- There's Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

It's One Of The Most Progressive Cities In The World. Shooting Is Only A Sideline.

More Men Have Been Elected Between Sundown And Sunup Than Ever Were Elected Between Sunup And Sundown.