Long Ago When Men Cursed And Beat

Invest In Inflation. It Is The Only Thing Going Up.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

The Difference Between A Republican And A Democrat Is That The Democrat Is A Cannibal, They Live Off Each Other, While The Republicans Live Off The Democrats.

Don't Just Grab At The First Thing That Comes Along. Know When To Refuse Something That Won't Get You Anywhere

Both Gangs Have Been Bad Sports, So See If At Least One Can't Redeem Themselves By Offering No Alibis, But Cooperate With The Winner, For No Matter Which One It Is The Poor Fellow Is Going To Need It.