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To Me, There's Only 5 Real Jobs In America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, And The Military Service.

I Don't Believe Athletes Should Be Role Models. . . . We're A One-shot Deal, One In A Million, So We Should Be The Least Likely Role Models. . . . I Think One Of The Problems In Society Today Is That We Don't Stress Education Enough, Because We Glorify Athletes, Actors And Actresses.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.