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My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.