Lord, Let Me Live Until I Die.

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

If I Studied All My Life, I Couldn't Think Up Half The Number Of Funny Things Passed In One Session Of Congress.

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

I Go Too Fast To See Much, Only The Tops Of Everything. I've Got To Prowl Slow Some Time Through This Country.

I Don't Care How Little Your Country Is, You Got A Right To Run It Like You Want To. When The Big Nations Quit Meddling Then The World Will Have Peace.