Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.

Folks That Blurt Out Just What They Think Wouldn't Be So Bad If They Thought.