Love Is Only As Strong As Your

I Look At Myself Like A Show Dog. I've Got To Keep Her Clipped And Trimmed And In Good Shape.

I Just Always Knew I Was Going To Be A Star. I Was Always Going To Be Rich So I Could Buy Things For Mommy And Daddy, So That I Could Buy Them A Big House And We Could Have Things.

People Get A Kick Out Of My Stupidity.

Nobody Can Ever Make Enough Money For As Many Poor Relatives As I've Got. Somebody's Got A Sick Kid, Or Somebody Needs An Operation, Somebody Ain't Got This, Somebody Ain't Got That. Or To Give The Kids All A Car When They Graduate.

Stop This Attitude That Older People Ain't Any Good Anymore! We're As Good As We Ever Were - If We Ever Were Any Good.