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So On One Hand, Honey Is An Amazingly Sophisticated And Efficient Food Source. On The Other Hand, It's Bee Backwash.

Butter Typically Melts Around, You Know, 90 Fahrenheit, As Opposed To About 20 Degrees Higher For Lard. So What That Means Is That When You're Working With It, The Lard Is Going To Stay More Solid, Which Is Great For Flakiness.

Although I Don't Take Myself Very Seriously, I Do Take My Work Extraordinarily Seriously.

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A Pie Dough Comes Together Exactly Like A Biscuit Only There Is Very, Very Little Liquid And No Leavening Involved. Other Than That, The Same Rules Apply. My Best Advice: Handle The Dough As Little As Possible.