Lust Is Easy. Love Is Hard. Life

I Was A Teletype Operator In The Army, So That's Where I Learned To Type. One Day, I Went Downstairs To See If I Could Still Type - I Hadn't Done It For Four Or Five Years After The War. So I Typed Out A Page And I Showed It To My Wife And She Said, "where Did You Get This?" I Said I Wrote It. "you Wrote This?" It Was Something Very Funny. I Went And Wrote Another Page, Another Couple Of Pages, And By The Time I Was Finished I Had 13 Little Short Stories, Humorous Short Stories.

If You Can Get A Laugh Out Of A Name, You're Ahead Of The Game.

I Love Tweeting. I Tweet Every Day. I Stay In Contact, I Tell Them What I'm Doing. I've Posted Pictures Of My Books On There And They Buy The Books. It's A Very Good Way To Communicate With People, But I Can't Go To Bed Without Tweeting Something. I Have To Tweet Something.

My Father Was A Watchmaker And An Inventor. I Saw Him Working In The House Every Day. The Work Ethic, I Got From Him. He Worked Hard And He Never Complained About It.

When You Denigrate People, They Have Two Ways To Fight Back - With Their Fists And Guns, Or Their Mouths. And Mouths Are Seemingly The Easiest Way To Not Get Hit Back. If People Are Laughing, They're Not Going To Hit You.