Make Lots Of Money. Enjoy The Work.

Well, I Don't Ever Get Excited. I Haven't Been Excited Since I Got A Chopper Bicycle When I Was About 12. Once You Get Older You Realise There's Always A Catch To Everything. So When I Get, Say, A Commission To Make A Tv Show, The Catch Is That You Have To Deliver Something And Then The Sense Of Responsibility Overwhelms The Joy Of The Occasion.

I Hate People Who Think It's Clever To Take Drugs... Like Custom Officers.

One Of My Friends Went On A Murder Weekend, Now He Is Doing Life For It.

People Who Are Pro Smacking Children Say, 'it's The Only Language They Understand.' You Could Apply That To Tourists.

Whenever You're In Any Acting Role You Are Mortgaging Your Own Character.