Making The Majors Is Not As Hard

I Don't See Pitches Down The Middle Anymore - Not Even In Batting Practice.

I Had Many, Many, Many Death Threats. I Couldn't Open Letters For A Long Time, Because They All Had To Be Opened By Either The Fbi Or Somebody. I Couldn't Open Letters. I Had To Be Escorted. In Fact, Just Recently I Went To A Funeral, Calvin Wardlaw, Who Was The Detective -- The Policeman -- With Me For Two Years, Passed Away Just Recently. He And I Got To Be Bosom Buddies Really, But That Was The Hardest Part. I Wasn't Able To Enjoy -- You Know.

I Never Smile When I Have A Bat In My Hands. That's When You've Got To Be Serious.

Guessing What The Pitcher Is Going To Throw Is 80% Of Being A Successful Hitter. The Other 20% Is Just Execution.

There Is No Logical Reason Why Girls Shouldn't Play Baseball. It's Not All That Tough.