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I Never Thought Home Runs Were All That Exciting. I Still Think The Triple Is The Most Exciting Thing In Baseball. To Me, A Triple Is Like A Guy Taking The Ball On His 1-yard Line And Running 99 Yards For A Touchdown.

I Had Many, Many, Many Death Threats. I Couldn't Open Letters For A Long Time, Because They All Had To Be Opened By Either The Fbi Or Somebody. I Couldn't Open Letters. I Had To Be Escorted. In Fact, Just Recently I Went To A Funeral, Calvin Wardlaw, Who Was The Detective -- The Policeman -- With Me For Two Years, Passed Away Just Recently. He And I Got To Be Bosom Buddies Really, But That Was The Hardest Part. I Wasn't Able To Enjoy -- You Know.

Once The Record Was Mine, I Had To Use It Like A Louisville Slugger. I Believed, And Still Do, That There Was A Reason Why I Was Chosen To Break The Record. I Feel It's My Task To Carry On Where Jackie Robinson Left Off, And I Only Know Of One Way To Go About It. It's The Only Way I've Ever Had Of Dealing With Things Like Fastballs And Bigotry -- Keep Swinging At Them.

The Pitcher Has Got Only A Ball. I've Got A Bat. So The Percentage In Weapons Is In My Favor And I Let The Fellow With The Ball Do The Fretting.

Sure, This Country Has A Black President, But When You Look At A Black President, President Obama Is Left With His Foot Stuck In The Mud From All Of The Republicans With The Way He's Treated. We Have Moved In The Right Direction, And There Have Been Improvements, But We Still Have A Long Ways To Go In The Country.