Malta Is The Only Country In The

Democracy Consists Of Choosing Your Dictators, After They've Told You What You Think It Is You Want To Hear.

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

Malta Is The Only Country In The World Where The Local Delicacy Is The Bread.

There Are Many Mysteries In Old Age But The Greatest, Surely, Is This: In Those Adverts For Walk-in Bathtubs, Why Doesn't All The Water Gush Out When You Get In?

The Word "souvenir" Has, Of Course, Slightly Extended Itself In Meaning Until It Now Denotes Almost Anything Either Breakable Or Useless; But Even Today, Ninety Per Cent Of The Items Covered By The Word Are Forgettable Objects In Which Cigarettes Can Be Left To Go Stale.