Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs

All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.

Opinions Have Vested Interests Just As Men Have.

Books Want To Be Born: I Never Make Them. They Come To Me And Insist On Being Written, And On Being Such And Such.

There Is Nothing Which At Once Affects A Man So Much And So Little As His Own Death.