Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs

Any Fool Can Paint A Picture, But It Takes A Wise Man To Be Able To Sell It.

Human Life Is As Evanescent As The Morning Dew Or A Flash Of Lightning.

Justice While She Winks At Crimes, Stumbles On Innocence Sometimes.

Evil Is Like Water, It Abounds, Is Cheap, Soon Fouls, But Runs Itself Clear Of Taint.

The Advantage Of Doing One's Praising For Oneself Is That One Can Lay It On So Thick And Exactly In The Right Places.