Human Life Is As Evanescent As The

Parents Are The Last People On Earth Who Ought To Have Children.

Letters Are Like Wine; If They Are Sound They Ripen With Keeping. A Man Should Lay Down Letters As He Does A Cellar Of Wine.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

People In General Are Equally Horrified At Hearing The Christian Religion Doubted, And At Seeing It Practiced.

Genius Might Be Described As A Supreme Capacity For Getting Its Possessors Into Trouble Of All Kinds