Human Life Is As Evanescent As The

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

The Seven Deadly Sins: Want Of Money, Bad Health, Bad Temper, Chastity, Family Ties, Knowing That You Know Things, And Believing In The Christian Religion.

Priests Are Not Men Of The World; It Is Not Intended That They Should Be; And A University Training Is The One Best Adapted To Prevent Their Becoming So.

People Are Lucky And Unlucky Not According To What They Get Absolutely, But According To The Ratio Between What They Get And What They Have Been Led To Expect.

The Advantage Of Doing One's Praising For Oneself Is That One Can Lay It On So Thick And Exactly In The Right Places.