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Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

There Was So Much To Learn And It Was All Fun. But The Best Part Was Getting A Laugh From An Audience. That Was Like Drowning In Candy.

To Communicate With Each Other, We Got To Get Mad At Each Other Sometimes.

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

You Can Go Into Mark Twain's Material And Prove Anything You Want. He Was Against War. He Was For War. He Was Against Rich People And He Was For Them. He Was A Kaleidoscope