Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

You Probably Think Stephen Hawking Is In That Wheelchair Because Of A Motor Neuron Disease. But If You Got As Much Barely-legal Student Poontang As The Hawkster, You'd Be In A Wheelchair Too.

No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

Some People Fear That Technology Will Become More Engaging Than Live Human Interactions. That's Silly; Technology Is Already Way More Interesting Than Other People.