Many People Die Of Thirst But The

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

I Have Got So Low That I Have Asked To Be Hospitalized And For Deep Narcosis (sleep). I Cannot Stand Being Awake. The Pain Is Too Much... Something Has Happened To Me, This Vital Spark Has Stopped Burning - I Go To A Dinner Table Now And I Don't Say A Word, Just Sit There Like A Dodo. Normally I Am The Centre Of Attention, Keeps The Conversation Going, - So That Is Depressing In Itself. It's Like Another Person Taking Over, Very Strange. The Most Important Thing I Say Is 'good Evening' And Then I Go Quiet.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.