Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.