Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.