Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once

Elvis Couldn't Leave The Hotel Except Under Heavy Guard. It Was Incredible How They Went Wild Over Him.

We Have Boys Now, And Men, In The Rock And Roll Business And All The Show Business, Who Have This Reaction On Women. They Scream. They Yell. They Do All Sorts Of Wild Things.

My Husband Was A Pilot. He Flew Elvis When Elvis First Started Making Appearances Around The Country.

Elvis Said, Miss Minnie, Do You Think It Would Be Out Of Order If I Go Up And Speak To General Stewart? I've Always Been Such A Fan Of His. So Elvis Went Up To Speak To The Stewarts.

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!