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My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.

Envy The Kangaroo. That Pouch Setup Is Extraordinary; The Baby Crawls Out Of The Womb When It Is About Two Inches Long, Gets Into The Pouch, And Proceeds To Mature. I'd Have A Baby If It Would Develop In My Handbag.

I'll Never Understand Why People Go To Movie Theaters To Have Conversations. Going To The Movies To Talk Is Like Going To A Restaurant To Cook. The Idea Is That You Have Paid Your Money To Have Someone Do Something Better Than You Can Do It Yourself.

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.