Maybe If We Lie Down Our Brains

I Like Any Cereal. I Like The Idea Of Just Eating And Drinking With One Hand Without Looking.

I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alphabet Soup?

Sometimes I Think More Creativity Is Put Into Muffin Recipes Than Into The Rest Of Society Combined.

Have You Ever Seen That Guy Who Has The Record For Fattest Man In The World? Bob Hughes, The Fattest Man In The World... 1400 Pounds. Ladies And Gentlemen, The Man Has Let Himself Go.

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.