Maybe It's Weird, But I Don't Feel

People Have To Be Realistic, Or The Dream Just Drags On.

There's No Bigger Atheist Than Me. Well, I Take That Back. I'm A Cancer Screening Away From Going Agnostic And A Biopsy Away From Full-fledged Christian.

I Have A Daughter Who I Love Very Much, I Hire Women, I've Worked With Women, I've Never Had An Issue With Women.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.

The Main Thing That I Learned From My Horrible Job Experiences Was How Horrible They Were.