Maybe It's Weird, But I Don't Feel

If Joy Behar Or Sherri Shepherd Was A Dude, They'd Be Off Tv. They're Not Funny Enough For Dudes. What If Roseanne Barr Was A Dude? Think We'd Know Who She Was?

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'

I Like Radio And Live Performing Stuff. I Don't Like The Television Stuff As Much.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.