Maybe It's Weird, But I Don't Feel

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes Six Minutes To Microwave.

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.

I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody.

He Doesn't Sound Like A Guy Who's Done A Onesome, Let Alone A Threesome.