Me And My Dad Used To Play

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.