Me And My Dad Used To Play

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.