If Sex Is A Pain In The

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.