If Sex Is A Pain In The

I've Been Writing Jokes Since I'm Fifteen. Not Out Of Happiness, But To Go To A Different Place, Because Reality Wasn't Good To Me.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.