When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

When I Got Back Into Show Business In 1961, I Felt - For Obvious Reasons - That Nothing In My Life Went Right, And I Realized That Millions Of People Felt The Same Way. So When I First Came Back My Catch Phrase Was "nothing Goes Right." Early On, That Was My Setup For A Lot Of Jokes.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!