When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

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Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.