When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.