Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins,

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

Plain Spoken People Get Most Of The Recognition Because Folks Are Afraid Of Them.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.