Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins,

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.

Of All The Home Remedies, A Good Wife Is Best.