Men Go To The Theatre To Forget;

A Man May Be Said To Love Most Truly That Woman In Whose Company He Can Feel Drowsy In Comfort.

Shaw Writes Plays For The Ages, The Ages Between Five And Twelve.

Opening Night: The Night Before The Play Is Ready To Open.

Love Is An Emotion Experienced By The Many And Enjoyed By The Few.

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.