Men Go To The Theatre To Forget;

Art Is The Sex Of The Imagination.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.

A Man Admires A Woman Not For What She Says, But What She Listens To.