Shaw Writes Plays For The Ages, The

Love Is The Emotion That A Woman Feels Always For A Poodle Dog And Sometimes For A Man.

Love Is An Emotion Experienced By The Many And Enjoyed By The Few.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.

A Ready Way To Lose Your Friend Is To Lend Him Money. Another Equally Ready Way To Lose Him Is To Refuse To Lend Him Money. It Is Six Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other.