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My Husband And I Are Either Going To Buy A Dog Or Have A Child. We Can't Decide Whether To Ruin Our Carpet Or Ruin Our Lives.

I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't It Great? It Really Is The Best Of Both Worlds. You Get To Be Alive And Unconscious.

If You're Dating A Man Who You Think Might Be "mr. Right," If He A) Got Older, B) Got A New Job, Or C) Visited A Psychiatrist, You Are In For A Nasty Surprise. The Cocoon-to-butterfly Theory Only Works On Cocoons And Butterflies.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?