My Mother Was The Worst Cook Ever.

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

I Have Too Many Credit Cards. You Know What Happened? Someone Stole One And I Didn't Notice. I Noticed When I Got That Bill. Whoa! It Was So Much Less! I'm Letting Him Keep It. I'm Saving Money!

My Husband Is So Confident That When He Watches Sports On Television, He Thinks That If He Concentrates He Can Help His Team. If The Team Is In Trouble, He Coaches The Players From Our Living Room, And If They're Really In Trouble, I Have To Get Off The Phone In Case They Call Him.