Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling

Commitment Is Different In Males And Females. In Females It Is A Desire To Get Married And Raise A Family. In Males It Means Not Picking Up Other Women While Out With One's Girlfriend.

I Suffer From Peroxide Phobia. Every Time I've Gotten Near A Blond Woman, Something Of Mine Has Disappeared. Jobs, Boyfriends... One Time An Angora Sweater Leaped Right Off My Body.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.