Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

I Don't Want To Push The Envelope. Let The Envelope Stay In The Middle Of The Table. I'll Just Make You Laugh.

Men Hate To Lose. I Once Beat My Husband At Tennis. I Asked Him, "are We Going To Have Sex Again?" He Said, "yes, But Not With Each Other."

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.