I Know I Want To Have Children

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

Men Hate To Lose. I Once Beat My Husband At Tennis. I Asked Him, "are We Going To Have Sex Again?" He Said, "yes, But Not With Each Other."

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class Because I Pulled A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.