I Know I Want To Have Children

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.