My Vegas Act Is How I Make

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.

Men Are Very Confident People. Even A Sixty-year-old Man With No Arms Thinks He Could Play In The Super Bowl If He Had To.

Women Are More Accommodating. If A Woman Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice In The Refrigerator, She'll Make More Apple Juice. If A Man Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice, He'll Just Put Back The Empty Container.