My Vegas Act Is How I Make

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.

Men In High Levels Of Government Seldom Surf.

I Have Been Doing Leg Lifts Faithfully For About Fifteen Years, And The Only Thing That Has Gotten Thinner Is The Carpet Where I Have Been Doing The Leg Lifts.