I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles

Some People Think Having Large Breasts Makes A Woman Stupid. Actually, It's Quite The Opposite: A Woman Having Large Breasts Makes Men Stupid.

Natural Childbirth Scares Me. I Think Before You Have Natural Childbirth You Should Find Out How Big The Baby Is. Three Pounds -- Natural Childbirth. Anything Over Three Pounds -- Heroin.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.