I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

I Loved My Mother Very Much, But She Was Not A Good Cook. Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before. In Our House Thanksgiving Was A Time For Sorrow.

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.